Bureau intake · Form NBR-420B

Voluntary Bag Disclosure

Positions are disclosed voluntarily and anonymously. No wallet, exchange login, portfolio connection or identity verification is requested — you type three numbers and the Reserve does arithmetic with a straight face.

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Form NBR-420B

Voluntary Bag Disclosure

Official seal of the fictional National Bagholder Reserve

Complete this filing voluntarily. The Reserve requests no wallet connection, no exchange login, no portfolio access and no identity verification. Percentages are calculated only from the figures you type below.

Line 1 — Asset labelWithhold the asset label (file as ASSET: CLASSIFIED)

Line 2 — Entry value

Total value at the time of entry, in any currency.

Line 3 — Current value

Same currency as Line 2. Zero is permitted.

Line 4 — Identified conditions (optional)

I had a chance to exit and did not take itMy reasoning improved after the lossI screenshotted profit and did not sellI am still in the group chatI would rather not state my cost basisI have explained this position out loud to another person

Line 5 — Statement of context (optional)

Entertainment only. Not financial advice. The Reserve issues no instruction to buy, sell, hold or adjust any position. Figures are not transmitted to any market data source.

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Official Bag Determination

Once Form NBR-420B is filed, the Reserve issues a case number, a classification, and the conditions identified in your filing. The determination is generated in your browser from your own figures.

Classification bands

0 – 20%: WATCHLIST POSITION
20 – 50%: MINOR BAG
50 – 75%: STRATEGIC BAG
75 – 90%: NATIONAL BAG
90 – 99%: GENERATIONAL BAG
99%+: PERMANENT RESERVE ASSET

Classifications are fictional editorial commentary. They describe nothing real about any asset.

The National Bagholder Reserve is a work of fiction. Determinations are entertainment and carry no financial, legal or regulatory meaning of any kind.